Crack Column

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MediaSpank 27: I’m shutting your butt down

What if Quentin Tarantino had taken the bait and discussed the link between movie and real life violence in Django Unchained, rather than shutting Krishnan Guru-Murthy’s butt down? In the wake of the Newtown massacre, a wrong-footed remark on violence is akin to lowering the spring of a thunder drum toward a squawking nest...

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MediaSpank 26: Politicians hate you

Is it really any wonder politicians hate every last one of the sniffling meat sacks they rule over? We’ve only got ourselves to blame. It’s our fault for pummelling these once-regular folk until they turn into monsters that wince at the prole-stench on the West Coast Main Line’s cattle cars.

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Lee Nutland – MediaSpank illustrations

MediaSpank's monthly column in Crack magazine is illustrated by the brilliant Lee Nutland (@LeeNutland). As an ode to his work over the last two years here's a gallery:

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MediaSpank 25: What The Nothing knows about financial journalism

Financial journalism is becoming void of real world significance. With coverage consisting of a bland mash of economic lingo and buzz words, British newspapers are forgetting the primary function of journalism. There’s an overabundance of stories that discuss...

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MediaSpank 24: Loose lips, nip slips and religious trolls

In the space of ten days, three memes pointed to the future of mankind’s ability to cope with what flushes down the pipes of the internet, whether it’s religious hatred, PG-13 pornography or The Great American Douchebag...

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MediaSpank 23: The Mitt Romney side show

It’s convention week in Tampa and the news networks are relaying a 24-hour barrage of Republican Party commentary mixed with wind monitors, hurricane-grade graphics and live reports from journalists struggling to stand up straight...

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MediaSpank 22: Willy Wonka & the News Repurposing Factory

The News Repurposing Factory is spitting out content ad nauseum. Mass social media savvy machines clogging up the arteries of the nation’s super highway with sugary nougats of news and noncerebral celebritism. Arianna Huffington, who launched the Huffington Post…

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MediaSpank 21 – We Need To Talk About Dave

You can just see him in the briefing room, rubbing those scaly-skinned palms together, a gleam in his eye. Cameron’s about to walk into Prime Minister’s question time with positive news for the first time in months. Employment’s up...

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MediaSpank 20: Worship the Sun and Pray to Joe Pesci

The Core Issues Trust recently booked a series of bus adverts in central London telling the world to GET OVER IT! The ‘IT’ they’re talking about is homosexuality, and they think society – gay, straight, whatever – should deal with it in…

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MediaSpank 19 – Sitting Ducks

Day One at the Sun On Sunday and Murdoch’s minions are already banging the war drum. It’s not a case of if, but when there will be war with Iran – get used to it readers of the popular press, our…

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